Last year Jim, at 99, and Diane, at 84, were wedded at the Evergreen Community Centre where they had met a year before. Both had been previously married and great, great grandchildren attended the ceremony.

Just before the wedding, the groom quipped, "We won't be having children."

I wonder if this is the same older couple who stopped by a Shoppers DrugMart pharmacy a couple months before their wedding. They told the pharmacist they wanted to get married.

"Do you sell heart medication?" they asked.

He said that of course he does. "Then how about medicine for circulation?" The druggist replied, "All kinds."

"Do you have drugs for rheumatism, arthritis, memory problems and scoliosis?"

The pharmacist assured them that they had a wide array of medicines for all of those problems and more.

"And you sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"

"Absolutely," said the druggist. "Whatever you need."

They looked at each other and smiled.

"Great!" the bride-to-be said. "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."