A burglar broke into a house one night.
When he shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, a voice came out of the dark, saying, "Jesus knows you're here!".
Nearly jumping out of his skin, he turned off the flashlight and froze (maye he was in MN, ND - or Canada).
After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so that he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell - he heard, again, "Jesus is watching you!".
Freaked out, he shone his flashlight beam around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in a corner of the room, the beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that", he hissed at the parrot?
"Yep", the parrot confesed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you".
Relaxing, the burglar continued, "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?".
"Moses", replied the bird.
"Moses?", the burglar laughed ... "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?".
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'", answered the bird.
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