Her sister lives with me.
What home should we put them in?

Lori

Don't send her to me either! I think her cousin lives here sometimes! :o)

LOL...Deb...she a trickster....Mine does things like that sometimes...Like when I'm searching high and low for my glasses....She'll be sneaky and stick them on my face without my knowing it. I'll ask Denny if he's seen them...and he'll get that look, like I'm some kind of nut case and say "you mean those glasses you are wearing"....

I've had about enough of her...

patti

Her other sister lives here and has put my sunglasses somewhere I can't find them. I have been looking since last week. That sun reflecting off the snow is so darn bright.

She sure has a lot of sisters and relatives!! :)
Patti...I think you have the original at your house! She made you post the same thing twice! What a rotten old woman! Bwahahahaha!!!

That (*#%& old woman has a relative who lives at my house also. She steals the boxes of bandaids. I keep having to buy more....then she had the nerve last week to bring them all back and put them in the kitchen cupboard, in the laundry cupboard, in the bathroom cupboard ~ everywhere but where they should be....wicked old woman, that's what she is!

I won't let her in my house!!

She steals my eyebrow tweezers and nail clips. Even if I keep them in my purse she gets them out. When I buy groceries she takes things out of my buggy so I don't have them when I get home!

I'm really getting sick of this Old-Bitty hanging around my house.

I can tell that she has been wearing some of my sweaters AND, I can tell that she must have a lot of gray hair. Everytime I take a sweater out of my drawer, I have to pick several gray hairs off of it before I can put it on. What is up with that?

She is such a pest! I would NEVER, NEVER, NEVER borrow any of her things without asking her first. But I would never WANT to borrow any of her stuff...I think it all smells like 'old lady'.

I need to lock the doors behind me when I come into the house. She is one sneeeeeky old lady. She can slip through any little crack...just like a shadow...

Good luck to all who have had a visit...it's almost impossible to get rid of her...

sooey

She's still here! I washed blankets and put them in the dryer...I KNOW I turned it on.Went back in to take them out of the dryer after waiting an hour.AND the dryer was never turned on! I think she snuck in behind me and turned it off....that B^%&$! So now I have to wait another hour til my laundrys done....as if I don't have enough to do...I HATE her!

I was trying to get in the door at work recently and that old women stole my key. I still had my car remote and I tried and tried to use it but it just would not open that office door. Old women finally gave the key back so I could get in.

Linda

That old woman gets around, she is here quite a bit too...

That old woman gets around, she is here quite a bit too...

Oh man, she was here this morning too, I went into the master bath which is connected to my walk in closet stopped and looking into the mirror changed my earrings....I was half way back to the living room when I remembered I wanted to change my purse not my earrings lol.

I got a call from my friend that the old women is at her house now. She ran out in her robe at 6:00 to get the newspaper and the old women locked the door behind her. Everyone in the neighborhood was asleep. My friend had to wake a neighbor to help her get in her own house.

Then my friend got dressed for church, started to back out of the driveway and that crazy old lady had put the garbage can in the middle of the driveway. She gets out of the car to move the trash can and the old lady had locked her out of her car.

She was really mean to my friend. I felt really bad for her.

Gayle

I saw her the other day in a bookstore. She was sitting in a comfy chair, resting her chin on her chest taking a snooze. I didn't get a chance to see if she had drooled on herself too.

Sheesh...if she's that darn tired she shouldn't even be out in public.

Sue

She stole my glasses (again). That's the fourth pair pair in a year!

That old woman obviously has multiple personalties; she is so good at so many things.

A few days ago I just had to have some Brownies! I guess she was trying to help me for my own good, because she had hidden the Bakers chocolate that I had bought a few days before.

She would not tell me where she had hidden it. But I outsmarted her! I got on the internet and found a Brownie recipe using Hershey's cocoa, and I had my Brownies. A couple days later she must have felt bad about what she had done, because she had put it back on the shelf where it belonged.

I forgave her this time because that was a really good Brownie recipe I found!

What are we going to do with her?

Sue

She's in my house too.
I searched all around for my purse
and was getting rather testy. That old
gal slipped my purse strap over my shoulder
while I was in a panic.
Dolly

Chubby, she began visiting me many, many years ago when I was all over the kitchen looking for the pancake turner and getting madder by the minute, when, oops there it was in my hand!

I'm thinking our "mind's eye" goes blind every once in a while. I was looking for a knitting project to take to a meeting. I had set it by my purse so I wouldn't forget it.
It was time to go, I got the purse, but couldn't find the knitting, ANYWHERE! Retraced my steps, looked in places it wouldn't be, etc. Was giving up at the complete disappearance of it.( that dang old woman again!) On the way out, glanced over to the desk, there was the knitting, where I had put it! Now how could it be invisable to me when I looked on that desk in the beginning?
This has happened more often lately.
Is it possible to go blind for a few seconds?

I know there's a package of seven bean soup in my pantry closet, she just hid it from me!

How did I end up with ten (count 'em, TEN) cans of whole beets! She must be taking care of me.

I see her every morning in the mirror, while trying make myself look the way I think I look.

This post is sooooooooooooo funny,and soooooooooooo true.

That old bitty was at my house the other night also.I fixed a bowl of ice cream,and about 1/2 hour later my GD came and told me the old bitty had put it in the microwave!! I know i put it in the freezer,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~so why did she do that?????????? LOL,LOL
Kathi

She was at my house today. I fixed myself a cup of hot Ovaltine and after I left the kitchen she put the Ovaltine jar in my fridge.

That old man was just around here a while ago.

o j

I had 2 horse training dvd's and she moved them! I have promised a friend she could watch the missing ones. My 30 yo friend just shakes her head. Wait until the old bag gets to her place.
I cleaned cupboards and closets this week and she is one step ahead of me. The DVD's keep moving.
And my seeds! What heartless wench would take my tomato seeds plus 5 other packs I bought? She knows those tomatoes need started.
I am ready to send her packing.
Kathy

After my shower the other night, I wanted to apply moisturizer to my face. It's right next to my bottle of aspirin, on the counter. Instead of moisturizing, I took 2 aspirin. lol I didn't even have a headache.

LOL!!!!! This thread never gets old! You people are a scream. Thanks for making my day.

Donna

If I ever need a good laugh, this is where I'm coming...to re-read this thread. It's hilarious.

That old bitty is like a fly, going from one house to another. She's so elusive. Wish she'd get stuck in a tree somewhere.

She is doing the same things here to.!!!!!!

She's been messing with my clocks! First, it was my biological clock....she set it up 20 years...causing me night sweats, day sweats, all kinds of discomfort and inconvenience (well, incontinence, if I'm going to spell it right..LOL!)

Now, she's messing with all my clocks. Everytime I sit at the computer to play a couple of games and check in on the KT, I swear it's only been a half hour....but, NOOOOOO, when I'm done and look at the clock....she's set it up by 2 hours!!! The more she's around, the behinder I get!

Note to o j----OK, o j, you started this. Now, what kind of mischief did the old man cause at your house???

Leslie/KS

You should see all the cigerette butts she has around here. I think she is a Wino too! I found a empty bottle of wine last Saturday night after my company left.

Nothing worse than a "drunk" old Lady.

Gayle

I confess - nothing, just at the moment.

Just wanted to bring this back up for a few more laughs.

Here's my wrist to slap.

Failed a (required) driving test the other day.

o j

o j

She must have been here last night. She put some fast-acting Rogaine on my chin.

Been plucking "stray eyebrows" all day long.

That B.

Well I got news the old bitty in our house went and got herself pregnant. She has been stealing all my munchies when I get my cravings. Plus she keeps sneaking into the kids' room and wake them up in the middle of the night and tells them to go wake up their mama and papa. ( Don't ask me about the stories that Rhiannon tells me about her friend that lives in our house, they are a bit scary)

Stacie

She's a thief around here! I'm scrapbooking & lay something down...the next minute when I go to pick it up...it is missing. My DH keeps looking under things so I guess he thinks that she is playing a "hide & seek" game with him. I watch them & laugh wondering how things could jump under things when they were just laid beside me??? This woman gets around.

Oh she was here too, the other day, when the genealogy thread came up. I had these old letters I mentioned, and I've always kept them in this certain drawer in the shelf above my monitor. They were gone. They were lost for a day, when I looked in my file case, and that old gal had put them in a box with some old pictures. I was so upset that I couldn't find them, and what a relief when I did.
Leslie