I saw them over in Weehawkin on the Hudson eating thin-crust pizza; one of them had thigh-high boots on.

BJ & John - I saw them in Vegas, but you know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so I can't tell you the rest.

Hmmmm.... I saw 'em hightailin' it outta Louisville---in a patched together hearse with a long black boot atttached to the antenne--

oh, yeah--sining "On the Road Again",,,,,,

um.... that should be **sinGing", not sining--

LOL!

Entertainment Tonight just showed them at the Vatican eating tacos with the Pope! Personally, I think it's a publicity stunt....

Tikanas

They just left the Vatican for Tornino for a motivational talk with Bode Miller.

or is that Torino??? Gosh, I hope they get to the right place!! LOL

The was a report on CNN that 2 Americans were frolicking in Venice canals....police are trying to grab them out by using long hooks....

Tacos with the Pope? Good one Tikanis.

Last I heard, they were headed for Exile Island!

Apparently they are feeling scholarly. Rosters show them signed up at the University of San Francisco for classes in Ornamental Horticulture and Synchronized Swimming!

Tikanas

(I'll bet their ears are burning!!)

Tikanas ~ Was that before or after they jumped off the Golden Gate and swam out to Alcatraz Island?

zig

Check out People Magazine - I'm not mentioning any names, but a "love child" is involved....

You guys are good!!

Actually, they are in Canada with the other MIA (Joanne) learning how to curl and eat beaver tails!

Just heard that Joanne got them major ice time. Expect the next Torville & Dean by the next Olympics!

I could have sworn I saw them noshing at an Einstein's Bagels this afternoon, just piling those toppings on as high as they could!

I heard they boarded a ship in Miami that was headed for Curacao and were abducted by the Pirates in the Caribbean.

zig

DeeMarie - Happy, happy belated Birthday.
I am just exhausted trying to do what I must with my Mom.
Both brothers are gone now - one back to Florida and the other to Mexico for a month, so it's up to me.
Thank God for the Olympics - my Mom has always loved watching them and it is certainly keeping her mind off of her health.
I have watched a lot of the Olympics - love figure skating and the snowboarding and speed skating but of course my love is hockey and curling. I'm so disappointed in the Canadian men's hockey, but our women were outstanding.

All the snow was gone until this afternoon and now we have another dusting.

The Scotts Tournament of Hearts begins this Saturday here in my town of London, Ontario - this is the Canadian curling event that decides who goes to the World Championships. DH and I have box seats to see the entire tournament - 10 days (I'll be all curled by then).

Hi to everyone - so nice to see Zig by with us.

Take care and happy olympic watching!
Joanne

I think you are all wrong! I am sure they both secretly worked at that meat packing plant in Nebraska and are on a slow boat to China with their winnings!

But they are only going for a short time to recruit the finest Cantonese and Hunan chefs to cook in the best food chain to ever hit the states........... Zen Noodle House.

I heard they were seen playing at an Atlantic City casino and living the life of high rollers.

I attended their joint lecture : "Psychodynamic Implications Of Deodorant Neglect In The Workplace". It was riveting and I was positively OVERWHELMED!!

Tikanas

Last I heard they were in Apache Junction, Arizona looking for a guide that would take them up Superstition Mountain to find the Lost Dutchman Mine.

zig

This morning I saw them at the "Roof of the World", (Tibet) contemplating life and their ascent up the Himalayans. They are even considering Everest!!

Tikans - ROTFLMAO!!

Tikanas, I've actually been to that lecture! LMAO Not totally accurate, but I DID have to hire an "odor" expert from Ohio over the years to work on our clinical studies. She had to evaluate bad breath, underarms with and without deodorants, and hmmmmmmm well, it involves ladies and hygenic products. No lie!!

wait.....phone is ringing...............

OK, they were spotted in a hotair balloon over Neverland. My source tells me there is a real estate agent with them!

It was reported in the Salem News today, that they were spotted in the secret staircase in the House of Seven Gables. Is there no place safe from the media?

I heard that they were working with a pet whisperer and hot on the trail of the missing whippet.

OK--Tikanas--was that before or after the tacos??? LMAO!

Well, I saw in the Natioanl Enquirer that they were digging in Area 51, looking for Jimmy Hoffa....

I'm still getting reports that they have been spotted in Vegas - Elvis impersonators and something to do with banana & peanut butter sandwiches, hound dogs and blue suede shoes or was that thigh highs?

I just got word in from Hollywood they are making a sequel called - BrokeBack from Walking up *&^#@ Mountain in Thigh Highs Carrying an Armful of Cats

Joanne - I'll bite (pun intended) are beaver tails really beaver tails???

do you realize that they have been missing just about the same time someone we all know went Quail hunting??? I hope it's just a coincidence.

My uncle, who's a retired movie exec, told me they are at an undisclosed location shooting commercials for a brand new line of cat food and kitty litter.

zig

Zig, I can confirm that and the fact that John personally tasted each version of cat food (not sure if he tested the kitty litter)! :0)

Raeanne...So that's why John was in the ER having birdshot taken out of his butteesemo.

Dee...ILMAO

zig

Raeanne - BeaverTails - Pastry
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By the way the twosome were spotted at the Gold Medal Game of Curling today in Italy where CANADA WON GOLD!!!!!!!
Joanne

This just in!!

After unsucessfully attempting to extinguish a cockpit fire with long- winded term papers, wet laundry and multiple bags of dry cat food, the two apparently jumped, and were last spotted on the Rogue River, clinging desperately for life to an er... uhmm... inflatable "party doll"...

Tikanas

I just heard a that they made it to the top of Everest and the ascent was so successful that they are planning a trip of R&R in an undisclosed location in the Fiji Islands................

They are now in the Big Easy on Bourbon Street, they are wearing masks, but it's them. You have to see how many beads they are wearing - you do know how they get those beads don't you? tsk tsk BJ!!!

I heard they were surfing the pier at Santa Monica, then stopped to watch the grunion run before they headed south to the submarine races off the coast of Newport. I think climbing the giant redwoods and snipe hunting is next on their agenda.

I just heard a that they made it to the top of Everest and the ascent was so successful that they are planning a trip of R&R in an undisclosed location in the Fiji Islands................

Raeanne--I thought I saw 2 nekkid runners at one of the Mardi Gras parades in NO--

The last I heard was also Mardi Gras in New Orleans with lots and lots of beads...we know how you get them :-)
They very well could have been nekkid..

Tune in for a glimpse of BJ and John today!!!!

CHEEKTOWAGA, NY - Sunday's championship round in the 2006 GEICO Classic will be an affair to remember.

Diet Forum friends, BJ and John will face each other in the semifinals after each won their round of 8 matches Friday night at AMF Thruway Lanes.

John, from nearby Manchester, NH, defeated 2005 PBA Player of the Year Patrick Allen (Tarrytown, N.Y.), four-games-to-one, to advance to his first championship round since the 2004 Uniroyal Tire Classic.

"It's been a tough two years for me. It's familiar but unfamiliar territory," said John, who owns six Tour titles but has not won since 2002. "This has been a breakthrough week for me so I'm just going to try and keep it going and I have a great focus now that BJ is by my side."

John, who used a Hammer Hog Wild, averaged 231.40 in his five games against BJ.

BJ, (Seattle, WA), a PBA Hall of Famer who owns 30 Tour titles, defeated Wes Malott (Austin, Texas), 4-0. BJ will be making her fourth championship round appearance of the season but is still looking for her first title.

The two will bowl for the $40,000 top prize and an exemption for the 2006-07 Denny's PBA Tour season on Sunday. The live ESPN televised finals will take place at 12:30 p.m. EST.

PBA Tour
2006 GEICO Classic
AMF Thruway Lanes
Cheektowaga, N.Y.
Sunday, Feb. 26

Top Prize of $40,000? That's a heap of trouble for our friends. Good luck, kiddies!

Alas, they have all been imposters. (Although NHSuzanne almost had me convinced with that last sighting. Oooh, she is good.) But I have proof that they are hopelessly lost in a sand storm somewhere on the Outer Banks. We may have to send out a search party!
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Marci - you can count me in for the search party. I will bring peeps and a set of golf clubs to trick them out of their hiding spot (and a canteen of margaritas for the search party).

Outer Banks and margaritas - count me in the search party!

Marci, that pic is awesome! I am right behind you guys. I have dryer sheets, a Tiger Woods look alike and a big net....

Tikanas

heh thanks for the laughs all I can use them :)

Zig was the winner so far, I was in Orlando week before last and was on the Pirates of the Carribean ride! Though I was with my Gf and not BJ, i think she was busy filling in for Goofy :)

I have been flat out since I got back from vacation, moms been sick and Ive been bowling all over the place and havent been online much. Its busy at work right now but will post later on or tomorow night to catch up!

thanks again :) you folks rock!

John