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Looking for poem/saying for gag gift

lulu1957
17 years ago

Hi: I haven't posted here for a while but I know that you all have a wealth of experience and knowledge. That's why I decided to post here. I'm looking for a poem to go with a little crutch thing that my husband made, called an Old fart shoe saver. I can't remember the whole thing, but one line says "The older I get, the harder I pee, what was once on my....." and from then on I can't remember. Any help would be appreciated. I have googled everything I can think of to no avail. Thanks.

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