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triciae
15 years ago

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33 today.

If you had purchaed $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink a lot of beer & recycle. It is called the 401(Keg).

:)

/tricia

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