I located this on another forum I frequent. Just had to share!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your

computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize

you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty

sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the

person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work

when you know that you just

aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't

want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me

if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I

did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to

answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or

Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and

hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod

and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to

prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and

sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?

Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not

know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car

keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes

closed, first time, every time!

24. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

25. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

26. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

27. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

28. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and

the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for

men to realize that their brain is also important. (Ladies.....Quit Laughing.)