Wow! Gandle, that is a mess. Hope your insurance takes care of it.Steve in Baltimore County

That was a good one! Unfortunately I have family who believe all of that. Clare

That was great! Really funny. We can add don't answer your door if you hear a baby crying....it's gang member initiation. Also, don't stop your car if you see a baby seat or baby carriage along the road.....gang initiation Don't get in your car if you see a van pulled up along side your drivers side in a parking lot...... Don't get back out of your car after getting into it and starting it because you see a piece of paper stuck to your windshield, or back window...... Hahaha

Oh, I laughed out loud. I swear I've gotten every e-mail mentioned. One day I flushed the toilet while in a short nightgown, and I felt a drop of water hit my leg. So I did throw away my toothbrush and I always have a cover on it now (not the one I threw away! a new one). Thanks for posting this, it made my night. (Oh, and I had my hand on the mouse, too.)