Evil insane neighbor in condo

I bought this condo a few months back. Its a 4plex. All of the people who were living here previously moved out when I moved in - except for the evil lady. She has been here for years. I have spoken w/ the people who moved out, and they have confirmed that they moved out because of the Evil lady. Dont ever buy a condo. The guy who sold me this one did not reveal that there was a problem neighbor. Here is the list of things Geraldine, the evil lady has done thus far:

1. Geraldine called me on the phone at the end of September @ 5:00 in the morning to tell me that she did not want to be the Condo Secretary. Then woke me up a second time by calling at 7:30AM to have me come and get some Condo papers

2. In mid- October as I was walking to my wifes car I was harassed by Geraldine. My wife was already in the car and we were just leaving to go on a week and a half vacation to Virginia. Geraldine made ad ominous statements and threatened that my Buick would not be in one piece when I get back from vacation because "itÂs a stupid looking car". I spent the vacation worrying about my Buick.

3. A guest of mine spent the night at my house on a Friday night. On Saturday morning Geraldine Pounded loudly on my door and shook my door-knob till I woke up at 7:20AM to move my friendÂs truck.. Geraldine stood in my face and shouted nasty things toward me while I tried to open my friendÂs pickup truck door. Geraldine complained that she needed to go to work and told me to move the vehicle which was parked behind hers. I told her that I didnÂt know she had to go to work on Saturdays and for this she called me "stupid". Her boyfriend regularly parks in the guest spot. Geraldine never went to work that day anyway, but did finally leave after 8:30 AM for a 45 minute errand.

4. Geraldine ripped a piece of a paper sign off my front door.

5. I had constructed a large bookshelf as a gift for my same friend. When he came to pick it up he parked near my back door. In order to do this he had to drive on the next door neighborÂs weedy, sandy grass. Geraldine saw this as an opportunity to cause commotion. She came out and harassed my friend and questioned his presence. She accused him of false things and told him to leave. I told her not to harass my guest. When he did not bow to her dictates she knocked on the neighborÂs door, woke her up, and riled her up to her cause. She and the neighbor both yelled at my friend who simply loaded the bookcase and left. I had to call the police (911) because of all the commotion. The police did not come to my door that night, but simply told Geraldine to get inside. Since this day, she has had her friends park there numerous times, proving that it was not the neighbors lawn she was concerned about.

6. while outside Geraldine made several nasty and sarcastic remarks, including asking me if I had graduated kindergarden yet. Also complained about 1Â high flower fence I was installing near my door.

7. Friday, Nov. 28th - Water sprinklers tuned on in the daytime for unknown reason. I went and looked at the controls but could not figure the thing out. Joe of unit 104 tries to see if he can figure it out and I walk away. While I am on my back patio, Geraldine comes over near shed and says that the water should not be on and that if I donÂt turn it off she is calling the police on me.

8. Dec. 7 I found part of my fence broken down. No evidence that Geraldine is culprit, though. I simply reinsert fence farther into ground this time

9. Dec. 9 As I walk to my front door from my mailbox, Geraldine says I may get wet then lightly squirts me with hose. I also notice that the fence is broken again. I tell her to watch where sheÂs walking. She sarcastically tells me that the wind must have done it.

10. Dec. 15th today at 10:00 am when leaving the house I notice that my carÂs hood has been keyed. After this I decided to install a surveillance camera recording system. I record my car whenever I want with videotape.

11. @3:00 I come home for lunch break from work and notice that more parts of my fence have been knocked down and that my welcome mat is kicked aside.

12. Today when I checked my mailbox after work I noticed that the letter, a very important valorum tax exemption document was all wet. The letter was some what ruined. No evidence that Geraldine is culprit, though. I had better start using a P.O. box for now on. (it was not a rainy day)

13. I had an officer have a talk with Geraldine. Her boyfriend was not happy with this. I also installed a motion detector outside which turns on a light every time someone walks by my car at night.

14. Jan. 08 2004 Â since the police spoke with Geraldine, itÂs been quiet up until a few days ago. Within the last 3 or 4 days, I have discovered the following:

a. An item that I had placed next to a baby tree so that the mowers would see the tree was missing. A day or 2 later the mowers came and mowed over the "invisible" baby tree. A day later I found the item near my car and it was also broken. Someone had pulled it apart.

b. A cup I am using to grow a plant in outside was knocked over

c. My new motion detector has 2 light bulbs. I noticed that one was not working. It was also hanging down a bit. Upon further investigation I noticed that the bulb was cracked and broken.

d. I spray painted a heavy duty old pad lock to make it look nice to use for my bike. I spray painted it on my back patio on a piece of cardboard. 25 minutes later when I returned to look at the dry result, it was 2 or 3 feet from where I painted it and knocked down, and the paint job got messed up a bit. I know the wind didnÂt do it!

15. APRIL 3, 2004 2 days ago I had to change my wifes cars oil. To make room for this, I parked my car on the grass near the street. Jackass decided she didnÂt like this and came out taking pictures of my car. My surveillance camera recorded her and thatÂs how I found out she did this. (I went inside to get something and saw her on my monitor) I went out and told her to mind her own business. She got in her car and left.

Tonight, as regular, another neighbor's friend came over to visit. The guy has a big 4x4 Ford full size pick up. He drives up onto the front lawn and parks next to the big tree. IÂm not sure if Geraldine ever bothered to take pictures of his truck or not, but assume she didnÂt because it would be logical to take them as well. (Geraldine and logic are miles apart) She did not take any pictures of it today, though. I checked the video tape footage. she is constantly taking pics of my Buick for no reason at all.

16. MAY 20. Because it was a hot day and the whole reason why I bought this condo was because of the shade of the large tree out front, and also because, like Bush, I donÂt believe in appeasing terrorists, I parked in the grass in the shade today. Knowing GeraldineÂs mental health problems, I had the surveillance camera on and recorded the incidents of today: Geraldine taking more pictures of my car, Geraldine moving her car to try to block my car from moving, etc. When I saw her taking photos, I went out there, sat on the car, and asked if I could be in the picture. One of the other neighbors, who she has brainwashed into thinking that sheÂs a nice lady, stuck up for her when I told her that she needed to take her mental medication. Geraldine said to me, "IÂm placing a curse on you. YouÂre done for." I told her that she was admitting to be a witch, but she had no reply.

17. May 28 Geraldine threw 2 newspapers into my car. My surveillance tape shows her doing this clearly, too.

18. Althought she has never gotten along w/ the people who have lived here in the past, she pretends to be a nice old woman to the new neighbors in order to make me look stupid.