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blameitontherain

Really, guys, I don't mean to gloat but...

blameitontherain
14 years ago

...I can't recall a BETTER summer for growing those glorious globes of juicy goodness here in the Pacific Northwest. A super hot ('80's and '90's, oh my!) and dry June means I will be harvesting ripe tomatoes within a matter of days. Yes!!!

Truth be told, and to in some way make our friends across the country feel better about their tales of tomato woe, I confess to having a need to find some way to keep the resident mole/gopher/vole/tunneling d*mn varmint of unknown province from tunneling under my bushes and digging up the roots. If we finally get enough heat to grow some monster maters at long last this year, only to have the varmints kill them off at ground level, I might have to switch from my customary gentle - nay, genTEEL, organic ways to some pistol-packing, rifle-racking, mole trap-toting, cherry-bomb smokin' action. NOHING shall come between me and my 'mates.

Varmints, you have been warned.

With a glimmer of steel in her eye,

Rain

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