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How to put up an Christmas tree

So, this is how I put up my Xmas tree.

Step 1: clean the living room. Vacuum up enough cat fur to make another cat. Move the furniture around to make room for the tree.

Step 3: Buy a tree

Step 3: Realize that your hate the half dismantled back wall, and will not take pics of this years tree with that as a background.

Step 4: Begin ripping down the crap on the back wall in earnest. Read: faux brick panelling; toasted pine 1x4Âs in a sort of pattern.

Step 5: Curse, and pour an adult beverage.

Step 6: repeat Step 4.

Step 7: repeat Step 5.

Step 8: begin putting up the first of 6 panels of 8Â x 4Â gyprock.

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Step 9 : piece the inside bits of the walls, doors, etc.

Step 10: repeat Step 5.

Step 11: Apply corners, inside and outside.

Step 12: Curse, but no adult beverage, cause this is too tricky.

Step 13: Repeat Step 5.

Step 14: Begin to apply Mud, otherwise know as joint compound.

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Step 15: put another coat of compound on, feather out.

Step 16: sand all joints down. Add another week, oh crap, I mean coat of mud.

Step 17: Sand everything smooth, whether itÂs dry or not!!!

Step 18: Apply primer, which is 50% of the final colour.

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Step 19: Realize you should have done 14 through 17 way more.

Step 20: Apply 1st coat of colour

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Step 21: Apply 2nd coat of colour

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Step 22: Apply 3rd coat of colour, and wish youÂd done more steps 24 through 17.

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Step 23: Repeat Step 1.

Step 24: Put the tree up, and decorate!!!!!

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Yea!!! ItÂs Christmas!!!!

Time for another adult beverage!!!

Merry Christmas to All, and to All, a Good Night.

Oh yeah - btw, crown moulding yet to be applied. And I need to continue around the room.

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