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orchidnick

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orchidnick
12 years ago

Sunday night (9 days ago) I was in Josemite Park, California trying to sign up my grand daughter for a hose back ride the next day. At their sign up stand, I slipped and fell down about 2 feet or so. I braced my fall with my outstretched hand and suffered a blunt avulsion laceration of my palm. Not a clean cut but a ragged tear across the entire palm, 2 1/2" long, full thickness so you could look into the hand and see the tendons moving as I wiggled my fingers. All the fingers moved normally, there were no areas of numbness.

It reminded my of the Terminator laying open his forearm to fix something. The horse people freaked out and were ready to call an ambulance or at least drive me into Fresno to an ER. It's Sunday evening and it would have taken 2 to 3 hours to get to Fresno, I elected to go to my daughter's camp instead after wrapping the hand up.

When I arrived there, it was the same, my daughter, a family MD who is used to doing things straight wanted me to go to Fresno to an ER. My son in law, an orthopedic surgeon and his campsite neighbor, also an orthopedic surgeon had a different take on it. Like Apollo 14 , they assembled what we had which included the following:

Beer

Whiskey

Bottled water

First aid kit with some gauze, ace wrap, H2O2 and tape.

Since they were way ahead of me with the consumption of alcohol, I started by downing a couple of shots of Jack Daniel and a couple of beers in rapid succession. While the alcohol was putting me in a 'Feeling no pain' state, they had a humorous discussion how this would be treated in Zimbabwe or Haiti.

The alcohol had now worked it's miracle on my pain receptors so they flushed the wound out with bottled water, trimmed of the ragged parts with a pair of nail clippers, poured some Hydrogen Peroxide on the area and then wrapped it all up with my hand closed in a semi fist.

It stayed like that for several days, dressing changes twice a day, while I went river rafting, horseback riding and hot air ballooning with 2 of my grand kids. None to minimal discomfort experienced.

It is now 9 days since the incident, the wound is totally closed and I'm beginning to use the hand carefully in a near normal way. The alternative to what we did would have been a 3 hour ride to Fresno, then 10 hours plus in an emergency room. Since tendon's were exposed, most ER physicians would have called for a ortho or hand surgeon consult not willing to accept the liability to fix this themselves.

16 hours and $6,000 or more later, the edges would have been approximated by carefully placed sutures and I would have been on my way. By putting the hand in a semi closed fist position,we accomplished the same thing. It's healing very nicely.

I think we have a tremendous need to over do things at tremendous costs. Being in the middle of a park with a couple of orthopedic types who were letting it all hang out let to a wonderful experience. I am up to date with my tetanus and would have started heavy duty antibiotics if redness, swelling and fever occurred, but that did not happen. I love to go back to a simpler way of life and avoid all the modern poppy cock that we feel obligated to heap upon ourselves.

Nick

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