If you need this to deliver drinks to guests, you either need a remodel or new friends.
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This lovely side yard was posted under "Waterwise Gardens". In other words, dig-it-up-and-pave-it.
Where's a tagger when you need one?
Note to contractor, "I want to spend more time cleaning and dusting shelves. Can you make that happen?"
"There must be a way to get more wood into this room isn't there?"
"Damn it Harry, you left the stairs open again and Nana endo-ed into the living room!"
"Ptooey, I hope wisteria is edible."
"One more margarita and I'll do a back half-gainer off this barstool!"
"What's the password?...and I’m going to need to see some ID."
If you need this to deliver drinks to guests, you either need a remodel or new friends.
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