Rusty

eld, yours reminds me of the old George Burns story. A reporter was asking him to what he attributed his long life and he said, every day I have a drink and a cigar. The reporter said, "Really? What does your doctor say about that?" George replied, "Him? Oh he died."

You know, I really look up to my uncle. He’s been a great role model. He has the heart of a lion…and a lifetime ban from the zoo

I found this hilarious. This woman has decided to her daughter’s dance costumes.