My dog was pretty good at most dishes, but hated the coffee cups. And because he refused to dry them and put them away, I fired him.

Brushed the beach sand and crumbs from the sheet. Put a fresh glass of water on their night stand. Looked under the bed and in closet for boogey man. Checked that guns were loaded.

Green, amber or red light? If red, kissed. If green, thought Yay! If amber, swore.

Typically, 206 (there are times when there are a few more).