fell asleep

took bets on how long the union would last

skip the church but go to the reception

cried

Talked about the food

Left early

Compared it to other weddings they have attended

Did not dance

Talk about:

How they know the bride and groom

The wedding party’s attire

Cost of the wedding (based on some I’ve attended)

Taken food home from the reception,

Flirted with the bride or groom

Drank way too much