Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they spend so long at "C"!

And Arrrrgh!!

tj

Annie Deighnaugh: How are you able to use a tiny graphic (such as the one in your post that starts this thread) without a lot of white space at the top and bottom of it? When I used an image that was 60 pixels square, the image looked good pre-post, but when I hit "Submit" it sat in the middle of a large amount of white space. I discovered this when I tried to copy your Smile Today format. - June

😸 These are emojis. I'm on mac and ctrl click and up pops a menu that includes emojis and symbols. I select one I think is appropriate to the joke I'm posting. I do that as my first post since no one can like them. I used to post the joke in the OP, but then people complained as they couldn't like them, so this was my solution.

Thx Annie.