Retrieved the covers from the floor Let the dog out Vacuumed the crumbs and sand from the bed Looked out at the sky (moon and Orion still there) Checked the clock Jotted notes (remember to get in line for Regime Change)

Decades ago I was working in a very busy place. One of the secretaries came out to the very busy nexus processing area and as she handed me some paperwork, she scootched into a very contorted position just before she left that room. This was all within two seconds. She looked back at me and offered the explanation that she had to adjust her t_____ (very intimate fem hygiene product). She was a hoot. (I told you it was rushed and busy — no time to pop into a washroom, evidently.)

Sharp curves on mountain roads with no guard rails parallel parking ”backseat driver”

Something they read on social media News/politics Stock market Spousal behavior Hangover Rising prices- groceries, gas, etc.