I may not have known the difference, but I do know how to spell "Memorial". Why do people who make memes not spellcheck?

While drinking and driving are forbidden (in many areas) ... ... I'm not sure of this, not having been a smoker since for about 6 mos. or so at about age 16, I'm pretty sure that drinking while smoking that cigar is going to require a good deal of agility! Or having to deal with soiled clothing, furniture, etc. ole joyful

Did you hear about the big sale on paddles? . . . . It was quite the oar-deal!

@eld6161...YOU should start a thread about Thanksgiving stories. ie: I'm talking to my mom on the phone and she says, "Oh! Lucy! (her cat).....Oh...Lucy just walked all over the rolled out pie dough. Oh well...no one will know." I tell my husband, don't eat the pie. After dinner, we're asked if we want a slice of pie...."Oh no...we're just stuffed! Mom says, "Oh you've got to eat a piece, Cheryl brought the pies!" Oh...Ok....I'll take a piece. :0)