I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

juneroses -- my younger sister has been falling for no known reason several times of late, the last one braking her elbow. Previous fall broke her back six months ago. I hesitate to send your cartoon to her, but think her sense of humor is still intact enough to do so... (Getting old is NOT for sissies.)

Too funny!