A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now? Rusty

This is a joke my husband came across: Therapist to patient; Write letters to everyone who's ever hurt you....then burn them. Patient: Ok...but what do I do with the letters? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ok......here's another one.... A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat arrived at heavens gate. Link

Did you hear about the big sale on paddles? . . . . It was quite the oar-deal!

Seems appropriate for post-Thanksgiving