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Comments (9)Oh, sure Nev...come in and take all the credit! (humor in disguise) ;-P Most of the plants are on cork, the rest are potted or hanging. I've taken to wearing prescription safety glasses 'cause I'm always either bumping my melon or getting poked in the eyes by the hanging ones....See MoreHumor Thread 2008 (continued)
Comments (50)Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10 pounds. 1. About those carrot sticks. Avoid them. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello? Remember college? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. You can't leave them behind. You're not going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, after all, have some standards. 10. And one final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips. Start over. But hurry! Cookieless January is just around the corner....See MoreOne random fact about yourself......
Comments (134)This has been great - everyone DOES have a story. Funny thing - we have a lot in common too. Bunch of us have had accordians in our family, had white line fever and have been camel riding. That last one makes me laugh - now that I think of it, I've ridden one too, but don't remember where. I remember being very young, and on some kind of family vacation. My sis and I, both. It was a little scary, but also fun. Keep telling your stories!...See MoreSunday Random Questions........
Comments (8)Are you a really sensitive person? --No. You have to try hard to offend or hurt my feelings. I try to be respectful of others' feelings, but I am not the person people come to for a shoulder to cry on. Do you usually confront your problems or run away from them? --I confront them with caution. Are there any obstacles you're trying to overcome right now? -- Nothing outside of my control, just little things at this time. Do all good things really come to an end? -- Yes and no. Just cuz it ended doesn't mean we can't still gain from the experience. Have you ever participated in community projects? -- Yes, and I've led them. What is your best feature? -- Expressive eyes. Do you like the person you are? -- Yes, but sometimes I still do things I don't like. Like procrastinate. What is your favorite pastime activity? -- READING!! Do people often underestimate you? -- I do think so. Once people get to know me, they often tell me their first impression was way off. It's my own fault. I come across as more docile than I really am, when really I'm just sizing up the situation first. It does work to my advantage sometimes, though. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? -- Yes, but not often, I don't like it....See MoreRelated Professionals
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