Sign on a truck that pumped septic: Where a straight flush beats a full house.

I just don't know who comes up with these but Im sitting here alone laughing like an idiot. Thanks for the smiles.

Eld, the guy thinks a woman is hot, if she's been in FB jail more often that him. I've been in FB jail for innocuous memes, that are way off the mark of what they say I'm doing (promoting violence etc, nudity etc.

I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.