Decades ago I was working in a very busy place. One of the secretaries came out to the very busy nexus processing area and as she handed me some paperwork, she scootched into a very contorted position just before she left that room. This was all within two seconds. She looked back at me and offered the explanation that she had to adjust her t_____ (very intimate fem hygiene product). She was a hoot. (I told you it was rushed and busy — no time to pop into a washroom, evidently.)

The mind wanders on this question! Express a dog‘s anal glands. Clean a gelding’s sheath. (smegma)

“the hokey-pokey” but after you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about!

Sharp curves on mountain roads with no guard rails parallel parking ”backseat driver”