I'm N'awlins Jambalaya. I'll keep it! Farmer Smith was talking to Farmer Jones who was singing to his tractor. He asked why he was doing that. Farmer Jones said that he and his wife were having some marital problems so they went to a counsellor. The counsellor said I have to do something sexy to attract her!

I used to compete professionally in boomerang competitions. I haven’t competed in a couple of years, but I bet it would come right back to me.

This really happened. I was looking at light fixtures last week. I started a post about where to hang my new fixture when it arrives...please don't be offended, they call domed lights "Boob lights": I said, "I really hate THIS one! I don't know why? " My husband says, "it looks like truck nutz!" OMG! He's right! I can't stop laughing.....

I let spiders, being my friends, go unmolested ... ... but moths get my handclap applause - if they are close enough that I can get them between my pause! o j