One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"? "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket." "For reading a book"? she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again. "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Nicole, I don't get the french bread one or the I won one either? Okay I googled the baguette one and see that it's shown as a weird wedding pic with no explanation. I saw someone guess this: "Alright then, the bride’s hair looks great, the coat is nice and fluffy, they’re both wearing crowns…sure, why not. Aaaand the groom is being impaled through the head with a baguette. It's like some kind of weird, Game of Thrones-meets-bakery photoshoot. GAME OF SCONES." I didn't watch that show but maybe there is some relationship? One site said it was shot in Russia.

"Nude pics" - I can't wait until I'm at a jam session or party and a fellow musician has a nude pick. I'll ask him if he has other nude pics in his pocket.

My wife and I enjoy cilantro and I grow it, but I also like the sitcom quote (maybe from ”Friends”), ”I’m calling you cilantro because you ruin everything”. tj