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HOOKERS UNION.

A dedicated unionist was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels:

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam. "Is this a union house?"

"No." She replied. "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." She answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded.....
"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked. "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" The union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her." He said.

"I'm sure you would, sir." Said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner. "But Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

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