Wear a mask at covid conventions Do not take selfies on cliff edges When sky diving, have a spare chute When bungee jumping, make sure the line is long enough you don't hit bottom Heed ALL the "Don't try this at home" warnings you see on Funniest Videos Do not stick your hand into a hole in the ground to see what's in there Do not cross the Mojave Desert in an electric car

Aren't their variables? Hand or machine milked? Adult or child doing the milking? IDK, never having milked a cow, but I'd suspect that not all milkers are equal. Edited to add: I love this daily thread and don't want to sound like I am arguing I'm not, so I'm not one of those antichilidoggers but agree with the farm people that there do seem to be variables.

Take a long walk on a short pier. Glad you're up and about, Jasdip - I've been wondering where you were....

Doodle Make out grocery list Wish to end the call Sigh or yawn