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Annie Deighnaugh
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Say what???
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I pretty much went from vinyl records directly to CDs. My kids did have tapes though. I still,have my LP albums and 45s. 78 s is really going back, but I may have some of those too!
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THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. Onced and Twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! 7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom? 8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra. 9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something. 10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper. 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. 12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. 13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. 16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural. 17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. 18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car. 19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco, and ketchup. 20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip. 21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name) 22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 23. You know what a hissy fit is.. 24. Fried catfish is the other white meat. 25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!! 26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH. AND one more: 27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done! Rusty
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Today, I'm going to give it my some.
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Haha eld! That's like living in Sin....the religious types prefer people didn't but they do it anyway.
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eld6161
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Annie, I guess guys try creative ways to reach the bowl.😂
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
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Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
Jeb zone 5
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Any man that is capable of peeing over his head standing backwards directly into the toilet bowl SHOULD be allowed to do that!!
salonva
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nicole___
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Jasdip
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"I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway; I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint."
LoneJack Zn 6a, KC
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^^^ were the pills blue or yellow?

That bull in the picture certainly is not young! We bought a 2 1/2 year old angus bull in June 2021 and he is now the proud papa of 11 calves with 4 more due any day now.
Annie Deighnaugh
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Jasdip, I'm guessing a reference to a song with which I am unfamiliar? It's not Love Potion No. 9.
buccos4vr
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Susanwv
dedtired
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Annie, how did the farmer know the pills tasted like peppermint?
dedtired
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Rusty
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Rusty

(The devil made me do it)
Annie Deighnaugh
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Oh thank you ded! I can be so dense sometimes! Doh!
dedtired
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Ha ha.Me, too.
katlan
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salonva
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Me three Annie and Ded.
wildchild2x2
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joyfulguy
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"No Monkeypox for me ..." as well, wildchild, but I have some questions about the efficacy of your patch, as Chiquiuta has been around for many years.

Have you heard her song?

"I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say

bananas ought to ripen in a certain way

when they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue,

bananas taste the best and are the best for you.

You can put 'em in a salad - you can put 'em in a pie, aye ...

any way you want to eat em, it's impossible to beat 'em!

But bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equa-a-tor - so you should never put bananas ... in the refrig-er-ator!"

Can't remember how many years it's been since this fergetful feller last heard that song ... but it's still here.

Music and song surely stick in one's memory, don't t?

ole joyfuelled
sjerin
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That's impressive, OJ! Nice to see you posting again--had wondered where you'd gone.
chisue
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Peppermint -- haw-haw. Love the punch line. (Lookout Mabel! The old man's on fire.)

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