Say what???

Annie, I guess guys try creative ways to reach the bowl.😂

Roses are red, I'm going to bed.

Any man that is capable of peeing over his head standing backwards directly into the toilet bowl SHOULD be allowed to do that!!

"I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway; I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint."

^^^ were the pills blue or yellow?

That bull in the picture certainly is not young! We bought a 2 1/2 year old angus bull in June 2021 and he is now the proud papa of 11 calves with 4 more due any day now.

Jasdip, I'm guessing a reference to a song with which I am unfamiliar? It's not Love Potion No. 9.

Susanwv

Annie, how did the farmer know the pills tasted like peppermint?

Rusty

(The devil made me do it)

Oh thank you ded! I can be so dense sometimes! Doh!

Ha ha.Me, too.

Me three Annie and Ded.

"No Monkeypox for me ..." as well, wildchild, but I have some questions about the efficacy of your patch, as Chiquiuta has been around for many years.

Have you heard her song?

"I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say

bananas ought to ripen in a certain way

when they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue,

bananas taste the best and are the best for you.

You can put 'em in a salad - you can put 'em in a pie, aye ...

any way you want to eat em, it's impossible to beat 'em!

But bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equa-a-tor - so you should never put bananas ... in the refrig-er-ator!"

Can't remember how many years it's been since this fergetful feller last heard that song ... but it's still here.

Music and song surely stick in one's memory, don't t?

ole joyfuelled

That's impressive, OJ! Nice to see you posting again--had wondered where you'd gone.

Peppermint -- haw-haw. Love the punch line. (Lookout Mabel! The old man's on fire.)