I don’t need to play hard to get, I am already hard to want.

Wildchild - our Stop and Shop chain has a creepy robot that's taller than me and it always scares me when it crosses my path. It's silent. It looks a lot like the Tin Man from the Wizard of OZ but has blue eyes. I honestly don't know it's function....except to get people to leave the store faster...

The sky was looking ominous, so I decided to check the forecast. I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today, is it?” Siri responded, “Yes, it is going to rain this afternoon, and don’t call me Shirley.” That’s when I realized that my phone was on Airplane mode!

Don't regret past mistakes. All decisions, good or bad, led you to where you are today. . . .Disregard this if you are in prison. tj