@Mark Bischak, its been done already! When we used to live in the northeast there was a neighborhood in our town known for its over the top Christmas lights displays. When one of them put their house on the market it was advertised as $1.5 million in Christmas lights and house included! It certainly served as a warning of what was expected of you if you bought there! @ILoveRed, I looked some more through the higher end vendors at the LA design center website and did not see the chairs or similar. I'll ask a friend who is a designer if she has any vendor suggestions.

If it just appeared spontaneously I’d say it’s Winter Creeper, Euonymus fortunei, although that id would be predicated upon its having opposite foliage, which isn’t possible to see from the pictures. It is definitely not Box and I have no idea what Globe Myrtle is.

I agree with soapberry bugs. But for that to be the case, were they under a soapberry (Sapindus sp.) or a golden rain tree (Koelreuteria) tree? Those are the only two trees I know of that soapbery bugs would feed on; almost surely not on English Ivy. Apparently they may feed on some species of maple, but I've never seen them do that on our maples in Florida. Here on our campus, we have a big tree of Koelreuteria elegans, and this past week, it looked like the ground was moving under it, there were so many of them. The younger ones are bright red. Your photo looks like a group of only adults.

I wouldn't try to determine a cultivar but it does look like a potential Aeonium. Do the edges of the leaves have little teeth or serrations?