Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind: I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ******************** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ******************** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy ******************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ******************** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

"Could someone explain the crane/child/parent one?" Tell a child, "NO", what is the first thing they do? LOL

We used to buy them from the ice cream truck that drove around the neighborhood a couple times a week. There was always this one kid who pushed it too hard and the sherbet fell on the ground. Come on Ronnie, didn't you learn from last time?

This are real instructions: