Hey Rusty ... dig up a nice thick blanket and a few ropes for those critters - the top o' the car is available: it may be a bit tough getting into the car when the ropes are in place: maybe they can tie 'em after entering the car, but the mattress may not be sufficiently secure. Memo to the silver-haired lady ... ... tell that flake from next door to go home! liira, until I saw the caption at the bottom, on my phone, I thought that the lady must have been cutting onions ... and needed a cut-up. o j

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~Rita Rudner

“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” – Olympia Dukakis

After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the store owner. "No, don't bother," replied George. "He can't read anyway."