Some new definitions: BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do. HEROES What a man in a boat does. RELIEF What trees do in the spring. RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America... The rest cheat in Europe.

Neighbor sneaks over and hangs a bunch of bananas.

Had to add this even though it doesnt fit the theme. its just too true.