Good news, the Lego store has reopened... People are lined up for blocks!

What am I? ------------------------ Pronounced as one letter, but written with three, Two letters there are and only two in me, I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, I'm blue and gray, I'm read from both ends and the same either way.

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked: "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?" The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."

Apparently there is an epidemic of ATMs addicted to money. They are all going through withdrawals.