Touch their nose with the tip of their tongue.

Whistle using a couple of fingers in their mouth.

Pay any attention to comments my Elmer J Fudd (formerly Snidely)

Wiggle their ears

"What do the letters a.m. and p.m. stand for?
anti and post meridiem."

Jasdip, a very small clarification please for what I'm sure was a morning slip:

It should be ante, not anti. Ante means before, as in an ante nuptial agreement. Anti means against or opposite.

Though those cagey Italians took Latin's ante, changed it to anti, and came up with antipasto for food before the meal, the appetizers or starter.

pass on dessert after a meal

Touch our toes after eating too many desserts

Thanks Elmer. My mistake in typing fast, and not paying attention. It's been corrected.

Use common sense.

Snap fingers.

Wink.

Lift one eyebrow.

Tickle their selves.

Sneeze with open eyes.

Twitch their nose.

(But dees_1 is probably right)

Rusty

Say the alphabet backwards

Isn't there one about kissing your elbow? Or touching your elbow to your ear? Something like that, but I obviously can't do it - if I could do it, I would remember it :-)

Refrain from answering a ringing phone!

wink both eyes separately. Huh? ....wink left eye, then wink right eye

Roll their tongue.

Can't not look at their phone

Can't be away from their phone

Pat their head while rubbing their tummy in a circular motion.

Rub head and tummy in different direction.

Sing the words to their National Anthem.

Admit they were wrong about something.

My friend Jasdip understood without doubt the playful spirit of my comment and was fine with it. You missed it.

Live to be 100.

ghostly....I see we posted the same answer at the same time....Great Minds!

run a marathon

rolling the tongue ... I cannot, and neither can no. 1 son .... all the others can.

the best harmonica players roll their tongues to hit the holes

Save money?

Lose weight and keep it off.

You've reported *my* comment, elmer? That's rich. I quoted YOUR comment from another thread, with the sole exception of substituting your name for mine.

This is my last reply to you.

This comment you've quoted from a past thread was intended to be playful. You misunderstood these very words in that thread, fair enough. I replied in that thread that the comment was not a serious one and wasn't to be read as a slight but that apparently wasn't a reply you wanted because you responded to my clarification with an insult. As you seem to like to do when you misunderstand, disagree, or make a mistake.

Feel free to quote it all you want. It was said in jest, it wasn't a slight, I said so and every time you re-quote or mention it you're repeating the same mistake.

Find useful things to contribute. Have insights to share. I will report your or anyone else's vacuous insults and as you see was done, they'll be deleted.