I asked Mom and Dad how they planned to spend the day.
He said, "First Mom and I will go pick up our new prescription glasses....
...then we'll see."
When things line up perfectly.
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, "Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?"The blonde replies, "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."The man responds, "Huh, that's interesting. Why did you name them such names?"The blonde sighs and shakes her head, "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duh, what else would you name your watch dogs?
Had to do a little editing .
People have too much time on their hands right now....