“Danger, Will Robinson”, averted.

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Tilly Teabag

I’m relieved.

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maifleur03

Nice story but it does not work that way in most areas of the US. There is no just signing up to become a police officer. You might become auxiliary but even then there is a wait list while you are investigated.

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carolb_w_fl_coastal_9b(zone 9/10)

The Shovel is a satire site. Here's another of their stories...

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/06/01/americans-starting-to-get-tired-of-all-this-winning/

"Americans are not sure they can handle all of the winning that has occurred since Donald Trump became President, it has emerged.

From the moment Donald Trump became President in 2016 Americans have been subjected to an unyielding stream of winning which is starting to get monotonous.

“I’ve lost my job, the economy is in freefall, there’s a virus that’s totally out of control, I can’t afford healthcare, cities are under siege, the police system is broken – it’s just win, win, win, win, day after day after day. It’s relentless,” one supporter said.

He said Trump had been true to his word. “Trump did say, before he became President, that if we elected him we’d get sick of all the winning. Well I’m definitely sick. My mother’s sick too. So is my brother.

“I love all the winning but can we tone it down a little bit maybe? I’m not sure how much more I can take”.

Trump said America was winning more than any other country in the world right now. “There’s been a huge outbreak of winning. It really is tremendous,” he said."


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dublinbay z6 (KS)

Works good as satire for me!

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Tilly Teabag

Trump is a gift to comedians.

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Tilly Teabag

Bump

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