Smile today - 5/23

Annie Deighnaugh

I knew a woman who was so neat, she divorced her husband because he had one little hair out of place. It was blond and on his jacket!

-- Milton Berle

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eld6161


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salonva

Especially lately


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jim_1 (Zone 9A)

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

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eld6161

Jim, I laughed out loud.

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schoolhouse_gwagain

So did I.

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nicole___


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susanwv

My cat, mid yawn.

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Fun2BHere



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ravencajun Zone 8b TX


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joyfulguy

How could that cat have had any interest in yawning right after hearing that delightful story about the appropriate gender to assign to computers?

From both females and males offering their wisdom.

And there was agreement on which would be the most appropriate choice - for differing reasons, as one might expect.

Enjoy your weekend, folks, especially if it's a holiday for you and yours.

ole joyful

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