Smile today - 5/23
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Comments (16)Treat the picture the same as text; Put the cursor just above the picture, hold down the left mouse button, and drag down. If it works, the picture will immediately highlight; If it does not, its probably protected from copying. Do a CTRL-C to put the highlighted content onto Window's 'clip board'. Now, open your word processor, or if its already open, move the cursor to a blank page of the word processor, click on this page, and then do CTRL-V. The clipboard content will be copied into the word processor. Now, you can print to any accessible printer. If the library has not set up the computer to connect with a printer, it can't print. The computer you are using must be equipped with enough memory to hold everything including open software (applications). If it does not have enough memory, it may try to use disk space to supplement low memory and this will slow down the operation. If there is not enough free memory on the hard drive, it fails. If it worked for you before, and now doesn't, see the library staff. Something has changed....See MoreSmile today - 5/23/21
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Comments (9)The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious. The query: Dear Tech Support, "Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue) Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support...See Morejim_1 (Zone 5B)
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