Smile today - 3/30

4 years ago

Today is National Doctors Day, and we need to appreciate them now more than ever!

A proctologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL dream and become an auto mechanic.

Having entered mechanic school, the former physician received the results of his first test back with a score of 200%. Confused, he asked the teacher why his score was so high.

“Well”, said the teacher, “The first part was taking the engine apart and you did that perfectly, so you got 50%. The second was to put it back together again and you did it perfectly and got another 50%. The other 100% was for doing it through the tailpipe.”

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Jasdip

4 years ago

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Rusty
4 years ago
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susanwv
4 years ago
marilyn_c
4 years ago
Note to myself:
eld6161
4 years ago
A hanging orchid basket we passed on our walk today. This made me smile.
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
4 years ago
desertsteph
4 years ago
lars, that guy must get his material from nbc, cnn etc
Lars
4 years ago
I would not know, as I do not watch CNN or NBC news. I do watch Deutsche Welle, however.
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
4 years ago
I am confused I don't see anything here by Lars?
joyfulguy
4 years ago
Looks like steph's mind reading capabilities ...

... haven't deserted her today, raven.

ole joyful
desertsteph
4 years ago
I am confused I don't see anything here by Lars?

me too. there's a thread on where we get our news, which would be more likely ... but this isn't it! so I have no idea how it got here.
rhizo_1 (North AL) zone 7
4 years ago
Lars had posted a very funny video by a guy who does an incredible job at mimicking Trump. It should not have been removed, even a Trump lover should have laughed at it.
colleenoz
4 years ago
last modified: 4 years ago
Lars' video is there over on Hot Topics.

DD sent me this:

Before isolation: Eek! There's a bug in here! Kill it!

Now: Hello Kendra the bug. Welcome to our home; may we interest you in a glass of wine?
joyfulguy
4 years ago
last modified: 4 years ago
Does one have to stay 6 ft. ( 2 metres in Canada, Europe and much of the rest of the world) away from Kendra the bug?

Maybe even farther - because they're claiming that the major reason for corona virus being so much worse than ordinarily is due to it being almost surely an inter-species transfer, isn't it?

Interesting, isn't it, how sometimes changed circumstances changes parts of our lifestyle substantially?

ole joyful