Smile today 2/10
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Comments (14)A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts £20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!...See MoreSmile today - 10/2
Comments (16)Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge....See MoreSmile today - 10/2/22
Comments (14)Oh, my parents had a 1959 Impala like the one front and center! Kind a teal blue, IIRC. Four of the 5 kids would be in it to go to the drive in! (the oldest was in HS then and didn't want to go with the rest of us, but he could have crammed in!)...See MoreSmile today - 10/10/23
Comments (8)I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j...See Morejim_1 (Zone 5B)
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