Festivus from now until November
Buckle up folks, the next nine months are going to pretty bumpy if yesterday was any indication. Trump used a prayer breakfast (a prayer breakfast!) to lash out at his opponents. He doubled down later in OUR White House with this nasty rhetoric and vowed payback as the cowardly Republicans cheered.
But I say, keep it up Donnie. Keep repeating your vitriol and desire for retribution against those who have the backbone to stand up to you. Keep saying what a victim you are, even though members of your own party said you were guilty and many of them laugh at you and are disgusted by you behind your back. Keep giving medals reserved for true heroes and humanitarians to racist, misogynistic, conspiracy theorist radio personalities. You may have been acquitted but you’re not exonerated. Forever impeached. But keep it up. Keep showing the world every day who and what you are— a small, petty, vengeful, corrupt excuse of a being. Let’s see how many you win over.