How many deer ya count in Annie's photo ... ... without "shop"-ping, that is? I see four. ole joyful

Husband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately. Husband 2: Wow, that's great. Is it for drinking or bathing? Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.

Why I Like Retirement!   Question:     How many days in a week?  Answer:     6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday   Question:     When is a retiree's bedtime?  Answer:     Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.   Question:     How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:         Only one, but it might take all day.     Question:     What's the biggest gripe of retirees?  Answer:     There is not enough time to get everything done.   Question:     Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?  Answer:     The term comes with a 10% discount.     Question:     Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?  Answer:     Tied shoes.   Question:     Why do retirees count pennies?  Answer:     They are the only ones who have the time.

My youngest’s current foster. Fingers crossed. This dog will be going home today with his forever family.