A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? Rusty

Did you use a tracking device to find that one, roxsol? o (... forgot to end with "space") o j (hit "space" after "j", so it stayed)

Mom had a condo one town over and D was the self appointed mayor and watch person. She tried not to let it bother her when he would walk by her windows with a letter in his hand pretending to need to go to the mailbox. But what floored her was the time she came home and had her arms full of grocery bags so she managed to get the key in the door and the door open and left her key there while she went to the kitchen to unload. She turns around and there is D reminding her that she left her key in the door and that that was not a good idea!! Sheesh!!

When i see this joke i think, yes, but the pencil has the lead.