A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said.

"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

Big game here in KC today! Go Chiefs!!!!!

Our son Nick and I send Chuck Norris memes/jokes all the time. He loves them haha

Lone Jack, good luck to your team today. I was THRILLED to see Baltimore knocked out last night lol. Hopefully my Steelers can have a healthy first string playing next year. The injuries did us in this year. On a bright note, Coach Cowher was inducted into the Football Hall of Fame. Most definitely deserved.