Smile Today - 11/3
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Comments (13)Oh yeah...not the pierogis!! Reminded me of this one: An elderly Polish man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite pierogi with fried onions wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. Downstairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite pierogi. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the pierogi was already in his mouth. With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife. "Back off!" she said. "Those are for the funeral."...See MoreSmile today - 11/11/21
Comments (16)I heard this comment on TV yesterday so I made a meme. I feel so young, "memeing". I keep giggling when I look at it.. nothing like laughing at your own joke!...See MoreSmile today - 11/11/22
Comments (8)I took my cat to the beach. . . . (Not really, I don't have a cat.) Rusty...See MoreSmile today - 3/11/23
Comments (10)A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the highway. Looking at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” “No!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan!”...See MoreUptown Gal
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