I guess I don't get it?

It's a Virginia licence plate which usually reads - Virginia (along the top) and then kids first along the bottom with the kids hand prints. Then in the middle would be the plate number

Someone applied for and got a vanity plate that reads EATTHE and so now you have Virginia EATTHE kids first.

I love checking in each morning for a good laugh to start my day. Thanks to all who contribute.

These smile threads are a treasure trove. I often copy and paste some of the memes and save them on my work computer. When I have enough, I print them out and put them on my "smile board." I change the board a few times a year. It really does make people smile and people thank me for it. So I thank all of you for helping me make lots and lots of people smile.

I too, check in everyday to start my day. Thank-you to all who make my day a little bit brighter.

You can add my appreciation for the smile that this thread gives me. Thank you everyone!

Thanks to everyone who posts all of these great pictures. They are so enjoyable.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks.

God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”

With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.

“That’s true,” says God.

“So what happened?” she asks.

God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”

I text the written out jokes to my husband at work....he then reads them to his coworkers....:0)

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Re - Nicole's post. This morning as always, I get up and go into the main bathroom to wash my face, brush my hair etc and the cat always follows me into the room meowing to be fed. When we come out of the bathroom the linen closet door was open just a tich, so of course he sticks his nose into it and opens it up to look in.

We proceed down the hall I feed him, get my coffee, read Smile of the Day, etc. It's only 6:15 and because it's raining it's still dark. I go down the hall, turn the corner to go into the bedroom where DH is still sleeping so I don't turn on the lights....remember that linen closet door that the cat opened?....yep, walked right into it.

I always share this thread with my husband. He enjoys them too.