Smile Today - 8/17

Annie Deighnaugh

A woman ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

The driver said, "No. Jump in."

-- Red Skelton

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arcy_gw



I went to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said “kids meal with the leg” and the lady says “which side?”
Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision*
“I guess the right side, hell I don’t know what the difference is.”
After several moments of laughter she says “no honey which side would you like to go with the leg? "Mashed Potatoes or wedges"

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Yayagal

Good one haha

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colleenoz

That poor cat in the shower looks sooo miserable!

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