I recognize the basement door from my DS's house, but that's not the female Boxer who destroyed it while her brother was at the vet for a stitch. Separation Anxiety!

So ... some of what comes out of a duck's butt can also be called a "quack" ... ... thus what might be the comparable terminology related to such expulsion/(explosion?) on the part of humans, has anybody heard? Were someone to be expelled from a wedding reception caused by a series of such issues, would it be referred to as parting farting? o j

Re the hunting ad in the newspaper. I'm quite sure it was ironic. The phrasing seems to emphasize that meat is meat whether you kill it or bought it wrapped in plastic. As far as stupidity goes, i'm more worried about the woman who drove into a lake because her GPS said go straight ahead. Happened a few years ago.

Oh that reminds me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. I was driving down a country road to a small market when - a FROG jumped from the side of the road right in front of my car! I never saw such a sight before in my life and probably will never see it again. It was not a toad, it was a frog - long legs stretched waaay out in a magnificent leap. I didn't slow down either, no time, it was already past the front of my car. Now I don't know if it made it to the other side of the road and ditch because there was another car behind me,and I couldn't stop. I was so impressed that I waved at the other driver just to get his/her attention to what just happened and wondered if they saw what I saw. When I turned into the market, which was just a very short distance away, I looked at the driver. They ignored me, probably thought I was nuts.