I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. -- Pro golfer Chichi Rodriguez

Ditto Blfenton's post for me. The only thing I ever liked about the Super Bowl were the Budweiser commercials, and I only watched them online after, never during the game. And I commend Budweiser for what they are doing with the money this year instead of buying ad time. Rusty

Whoever coined the phrase “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.” - Catherine Aird