LOL OMG....these are all so funny today. Thank you for giving me a great laugh. Can't pick a favorite...but the "dirty underwear" one made me giggle out loud.

Greetings raven, There's an A A meeting at the church this afternoon ... ... maybe I should copy your offering and take it to share with them. o j

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but it always makes me laugh, so here it is again. Rusty