from Joan Rivers:

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "Pick up, I know you're there!"

The old guys get together at Lambeth United Church for coffee and cookies on Thursday mornings, and some bring jokes.

One this morning was a picture of a church sign,

"St. Mark's Anglican Church (1)

Adam and Eve - the first people to NOT read the apple terms and conditions".

ole joyfuelled

1. Anglican pretty well equals Episcopal.

Only the flip not the flop!

The dog wouldn't want his foot-loose friends to be ... left ... in the lurch, would he?

Humans, (especially pet "owners"), should have some ... rights ... shouldn't they??

ole joyful

I laughed out loud at these today.

Oh, that little piggy is so cute, but I can't "like" it because it hurts my heart that I eat bacon :-(

cute little piggy for certain (all babies are cute, even alligators and spiders...) but there is NO WAY I will ever give up bacon, lol!!!

A little girl was sitting on her Grandfather's lap. She gazed at him carefully and asked, " Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, God made me," her Grandfather replied.

"Did he make me, too?" she asked.

"Yes he did," he said.

The little girl thought for a minute, then said, "He's getting better, isn't he?"

If you were telling a joke or two while sweating out the job of cleaning the sweater, Angela ...

... should we expect it to be dry humour?

o j